Hopefully I won't offend...

Ok, so people have been asking me what the "about me" over on the side says (see comments under the "So..." post). I was talking to my friend on Skype the other night and she decided to run it through an on-line translator to see if she could figure it out. Here's what it said:

Vjerujem into a Cripple Oca omnipotent , Maker neba plus countries. PLUS into a Jesus Crystal , Synagogue his merely , Mr ours , who had lips per Duhu Holy , borned with Bezique Virgin , tortured under Poncijem Saw , schedule umro plus buried sašao over hell ; third day resurrect with neutral uzašao at an heaven , Take a seat about desnu Cripple Oca omnipotent ; thence would come think žive plus mrtve. Vjerujem into a Tobacco Sacrilege , holy general lectern , public saint , shrift sin , rising body , curriculum vitae unfading. amen

Oh my gosh... I was horrified and died laughing at the same time... What it really says overe there on the right is the Apostle's Creed in Bosnian/Croatian. Of course the above translation says I believe in "Tabacco Sacrilege" I'm not even sure what that would be, but I think it would make a great rock band name :) The "holy general lectern" is pretty funny too. And I seriously want a "Jesus Crystal"

Never trust on-line translators...